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When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked
Whoa what happened to you
Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck
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a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber
Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?
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Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.
Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!
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Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.
"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."
John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
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A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.
"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."