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bitch witch

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.

Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 08, 2006


Bitch Witch

A Bitch Witch is a witch who looks like she is wearing a shitty Christmas hat, and looks like a whorey bitch. And has no broom, because she likes to be a bitch.

Person 1: Does that witch has no broom? And is wearing a crappy Christmas hat?

Person 2: Yeah, looks like she's a bitch witch.

by LeSpazzy December 09, 2016


bitch witch

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.

dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched

by sir ler February 24, 2009


Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc

I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict

by boomstick6699 March 09, 2019


bitch witch

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.

dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched

by sir ler February 24, 2009


We Got A Witch In This Bitch

For when there is a sudden decrease in temperature.

Derived from the saying "Colder Than A Witch's Tit."

Brody: "Damn, got real cold up in this"
Jacob: "I have deduced through various observations, there is, in-fact a witch within our domain. This has led me to the certain conclusion that We Got A Witch In This Bitch"

by IAmBert February 18, 2021


witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum

by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023