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A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.
After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!
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To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'
Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!
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White bitch with a ghetto booty
Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!
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A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.
Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness
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To be a tightass, Pompass bitch
Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon
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A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
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When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle
What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?