Wonderp

woman that flings people in club stellar, short 3'4

wow, wonderp is an oompa loompa!

wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)

Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants

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