wottle

A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"

"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"

Wottle

A water bottle

Those bottles work really well as wottles

wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*

wottle

Wottle is when you are on a walk and you have a bottle of water because you get too warm or exhausted.

"I need wottle!"