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Often found dancing down the streets of Dover Heights around midnight, Yitzis are passionate, unafraid, joyous and up for adventure. They are possessed of a sense of wonder and a kind of magic, which makes everyday moments suddenly beautiful, and beautiful moments positively transcendent.
Yitzis are better than other people, as they are often fond of telling you. Irritatingly, they tend to be right. They have many natural talents, but perhaps most admirably, they work extremely hard to transcend the foibles and limitations others are crippled by. They are astonishingly successful in this, but alas, remain mortal.
As anyone who knows a Yitzi will tell you, Yitzis can be infuriating. Extremely infuriating. Happily, in what may well be definitive proof of the existence of a benevolent creator, Yitzis have so many good qualities that when they’re dazzling you wtih their delightfulness, which is most of the time, it’s almost impossible to remember how infuriating they can be.
Hard-core explorers and dedicated observers might get a chance to see the disarming softness and vulnerability that pops up in Yitzis in unexpected moments, while the casual field spotter should look out for Yitzis in the wild loitering around cathedrals, stripping on buses, or performing peanut or pencil giving displays.
Did you see that guy walking out of the pie shop? What a Yitzi!
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Yitzy is a boy who will be your best friend. He might be a little socially awkward at times, but he always knows what to say to make you feel special. He usually gets obsessed with a certain topic at times, but he loves to share his insights with others. He’s very tall and friends with anyone. Even if you aren’t friends, you know who he is. Yitzy is the perfect boyfriend, but sometimes can be a douche. But in general he is sweet and caring.
Yitzy’s are usually dark haired, and very handsome and have light colored eyes. He will make you happy as a friend/girlfriend
Person: Hey is that yitzy ?
You: Yup he’s my best friend in the whole world
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The ability to play guitar so quietly that no one can actually hear you. Often, but not always, this magical ability will result in a yellow toaster.
Yitzy can also be defined as one possessing the moral and spiritual capacity to compose harmonious melodies often involving Pellow, Eric, or suicide.
"Wow that guitarist looks awesome but I can't hear anything"
"Yup, thats a classic Yitzy"
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"Pellow, such a merry fellow"
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A massive Billie Eilish fan. Listens to all her music and would literally die for her. A perfect day for a Yitzy is sitting in bed just listening to Billie on repeat.
Shmaryahu-dude have you heard the new Billie Eilish song?
Pinchas-nah dude I'm not a Yitzy