A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.
I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.
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An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.
John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?
Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.
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The process of doing a line of blow off a stripper's ass crack.
I had a York Peppermint Patty off Anastasia this weekend.
A black person who acts like a white person.
Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
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Annoying comercials about some Choclate shit.In literally EVERY commercial for them,there is a girl is having an Orgasm.
Dude,did you see that new York Peppermint patty commercial?She was having quite the Orgasm!
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When you are doing anal and you creampie a girl, then proceed to lick the cum out of her asshole.
Dude, I'm getting somw ass tonight. Maybe I will york peppermint patty her.
A York patty, not to be confused with a pepper mint patty, is when you are fucking a girl from behind while chewing mint gum, and when you are about to cum, first put the gum in her ass, and then cum in there behind it.
Dude, this chick was savage. She asked me to finish with a York patty!