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your mom

The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.

1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.

by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007

6256๐Ÿ‘ 313๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

744๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad.

guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!

by chicken flavored rice May 16, 2008

327๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

by Derrick March 4, 2005

1206๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

what u say in responce to any question

your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!

by your mom March 30, 2003

11254๐Ÿ‘ 2234๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by LBW23B July 27, 2005

370๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

by Ginza October 24, 2003

4953๐Ÿ‘ 1095๐Ÿ‘Ž