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zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady August 11, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


zert

Zombie Emergency Response Team.

Call the ZERT, he's got an arm off.

by benisman November 25, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


zert

A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.

Free zert on your birthday!

by Pie Lady August 11, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


zert

persian or farsi word for fart

"zert with the wind"
"fart with the wind"

by piratemimi October 11, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Zert

The process of getting high and or wasted.

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"

by Mace B July 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt Zert

When you see or hear about something that is painful and you get kind of a "jolt" or a "surge" inside. This usually occurs in the "buttal" region.

1. Oh, thanks A LOT for describing how deeply you cut your finger! That totally gave me a Butt Zert!

2. I get a Butt Zert every time I see some testicular injury scene in a frat humor movie.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch October 16, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega zert buss

An extremely high and or wasted person that is a puss or a pussy in a safe environment such as school so that authorities(teachers) won't understand.

Wow. You are high and you won't eat that apple off the ground? You are a mega zert buss.

by Johnsmith525 July 11, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž