An annoying person. Especially one who has little self awareness.
Ugggh, that guy is so annoying. He's SUCH a ZARD!
It was extremely zardly having to hang out with Dave all night.
Dave really zarded Taft when he was drunk the other night.
The cool way of saying Charizard
Hey man, I just pulled a 'zard from a booster box
A complete smeghead on quakenet
19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum?
19:27 <zard> done it before
19:27 <Derobrash> :o
19:28 <Derobrash> she any good for pr0n?
19:28 <zard> I didn't watch it
19:28 <zard> I'm not some sicko
When work productivity at a business is devastated by the discovery of something that wouldn't normally be interesting outside of work. This is usually a simple flash game or something to do with wi-zards. This is not the same as getting facebooked, which is a constant loss of productivity.
Our productivity got Zarded.
Sorry,
Your tech team
scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.
billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.