zlap

To slap somebody in a naughty or playful way. Used when talking about sexual slapping.

I was giving it to her doggy style and I totally zlapped her ass.

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Zlapping

The sexual act of pissing and nutting into a persons nostrils causing a gagging like sound and a sore throat. Often paired with another person giving a Blumpkin.

Vinny- “Dude, me and my friend were Zlapping last night, it was crazy!”
Angel- “Last time I did that my throat was sore for a week, Next time you do that lemme know so I can give them a Blumpkin”
Vinny- “that would be awesome I’ll make sure to tell you”

Zlapping

The sexual act of both nutting and pissing into a persons nose simultaneously, causing a intense gagging like sensation to occur.

Person A- “Me and my friend were zlapping all night yesterday, my throat do still sore,”
Person V- “Dude, next time you do that invite me I haven’t been Zlapping in months,”
Person A- “I’ll keep that in mind I’ve needed a new Zlapping partner,”