Zocked

1. A sports term used when a team or individual is the favorite to win but loses instead.

2. When a person brags about something happening but the opposite happens.

Anthony; The Mets are winning the division.

Antonio; Jesus is coming the Mets are gonna get Zocked.

Zocked

Adj. (Of a person); getting very high or under the influence of a copious amount of drugs/alcohol.

See also baked, stoned, wasted, etc.

Person 1: “Did you see Zach at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yea man he was totally Zocked!”

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zock

To have sexual intercourse with, to fuck.

"Where did Jim and Mary go?" "They probably are busy zocking in the spare bedroom."

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Zock

The point of inebriation that fulfills the level of intoxication you desire while maintaining all class.

Man i was fucking zocked last night. I'm glad I didn't fuck that fat chick.

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Zock

Taken from the cult classic TV show "Batman". Used as a sound effect

"Holy bad decisions Batman, look out!" *ZOCK!*

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Zock

a painful inflamation of the skin, otherwise known as a zit, peticularly found on the male genitals, otherwise known as the cock.

They hurt really bad

"Oh man i have a zit on my cock"

"You mean a Zock? Shit I hate those"

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Zock

nickname for coke in wv

Z-zealously
O-over using
C-cocaine
K-knowing

"yo man you got any zock."
"Last night we got so zocked up."

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