Zucker-Bugged

The sensation of performing any offline activity involving any sort of brand, then noticing an advertisement for said brand in your Facebook timeline days later at most. As if your mind has been hacked by Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg in order to read your thoughts to personalize your ads based off all brand information seen.

Tom Example 1: I seen this dude bust his head on the concrete at the park and said "You need a Band-Aid, bro!" Next day, my Facebook feed had like 3 Band-Aid ads!
Drew NameHere: I think you got Zucker-Bugged, bro!