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A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.
Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.
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A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes
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Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
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A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
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You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..
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The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original
hes doing the humphreys
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a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway
"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"
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