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When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.
Oh Dude I think I just burfed!
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defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition
The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.
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An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
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When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.
Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”
Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.
Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.
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