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A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
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Descendent of Korean (or Other) origin that holds unparallel qualities of general awesomeness, be they human or reptilian in form. Typified by an individual with a penchant for acts of extreme kindness and ability to cope with sleep deprivation.
Feeds mostly on Red Bull.
Dr. Lee, you haven't slept for 24 hours? You're such an asian dragon.
"Where's Dr. Lee?"
"He's flown across the atlantic...just for the weekend."
"What an asian dragon."
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when you get in a karate stance and punch a girl in the twat till she cant take anymore
I was Asian dragon fisting when her twat couldn't take no more
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You release so much cum at such a high rate that when you cum inside the ass the cum travels through the persons body and comes out of their mouth
Yeah I summoned a asian sky dragon with sherry last night . No way I summoned one last week
the act of sprinkling hot sauce on male sex organs (preferably asian) while the woman proceeds to suck and starts coughing until the male ejaculates a zesty fire cum down the females throat so she breathes fire from her mouth for a week resembling a dragon
ask your mom and dad...thats how you became.
I gave my bitch an asian fire dragon and she singed my pubes off. looks like im goin brazilian for a while.
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When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
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Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.