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My daughter made up this word when she was 5 years old.It was a mix of aggravate and antagonize. If you would annoy her, make fun of her, interrupt her when she was busy, etc, it was her catch word for" leave me alone. You are irritating me and making me mad. "
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"Don't aggronize me!" ( used as a verb)
aggravate antagonize pesterirritate
The man with the best beard on YouTube
Papa Aggron have the best beard on YouTube
One if not the best or the avatars of perfection that live within our world. Aggron-Mega is so powerful he can crack a mountain by looking at it.
He is so beautiful he even inspires gods.
He is so perfect that the perfection was invented to describe him.
Aggron-Mega is just incredible
Why do mirrors reflect things ?
Aggron-Mega's skin fragments fell from his body and these fragments are what we refer to as mirrors.
So, what's your favorite Pokémon?
FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES
BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T AS AWESOME
AS THIS HERE AGGRON
LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER
Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this shit out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game. this nigga's tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT, give your girl an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.
794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT
What does your pokémon cat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH. STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH. SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL SHIT
So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at fall force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehog. this is the motherfucking Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime. Aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, fuck I don't even know, All I know is you need to
GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON