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Long definition: A really timid but extremely smart man. This shy subspecies of male do not like to go out to large social gatherings. These cute little geeks would rather stay at home and cuddle with their prised soft object or significant other, back at whoever living quarters he is in. If he is not occupied with that special mate, then it is likely he has his nose in a book, his laptop, or whatever nerdy stuff he's currently into. Alger is also one of the biggest sweethearts you can encounter in life. If you are having a down day, just hit him up and he'll make some time to fix the day up.
TL;DR: Cute, nerdy, total geek, timid, all-around lovable
1: Well, looks like Alger is at it again with ditching us for just hanging out with some other dude... Well no big deal, I guess. He's always been someone who doesn't want to go to big events.
2: So I was having a shit day, but I dropped some balls and hit up Alger to tell him about it. Before I knew it, I was already out in the park to talk some more. Save for details, my day ended up better. Dude lives up to his name, I tell you.
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A boy known for his temper and is commonly known to have affairs with with other boys and tends to wear other girls underwear
Do you see that person hanging out with that boy? He is such an alger
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very gorgeous girl. very sexy. really tan. nice body. you would mistake her for a goddess. very sexy brown hair. brown eyes that are extremely easy to get lost in. the hottest girl at our school. girl you would want to get to know. she said she was gonna give me a hug :) she is very beautiful. inside and out. i would recommend you get to know her if you haven't!
dude: "have you seen Mariah Alger??"
other dude: "yeah! shes amazing!!!
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An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.
Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again
Most self absorbed person in the world. Just so happen to win 2x National titles for Iowa under Dan gable. Cannot function without the sport of wrestling. Has never came up with any original joke. Lightweight drinker. Will fuck any whore he can get his hands on (trannys allowed).
I was runner up in a race or as some would say, I Pulled a Royce alger in the 92 trials.
A hot-as-shit Albanian gigachad. Great kisses, has as a massive cock and a hot ass gf. Although in severe pain like his friends and in constant drug use always happy around others.
A: Algers has a huge dick.
B: Ong.
A: I really wanna suck algers' dick.
B: same
A shit so bad that it makes your clothes stink.
I had beans and avocado for dinner and just took a giant Mark Alger. Guess it's time for laundry.