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The euphoria one feels upon graduating from university or college. Short-felt elation, which disapates upon realizing you now need to 1) get a real job, 2) pay off your student loans.
When she graduated my sister was totally alumniated, until my parents asked her when she was going to start paying rent.
A pompous word used to describe people that once belonged to some institution.
I'm meeting with my fellow alumni tonight
What the fucks an alumni?
Someone that went to where I went
then why cant you just say that you fucktard
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A former student, member, employee, either male or female, of a school, college, university, institute.
Alumni is Plural.
Alumnus is Singular for male alumni and Alumni (yes, Alumni) is Plural.
Alumna is Singular for female alumni and Alumnae is Plural.
A seminar is held by alumni at our college to guide freshers in their career.
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The final 6 contestants in an Object show or camp (Can also refer to the stage in the game as well)
The game was coming to a close as they remaining contestants reached the Alumni
People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.
Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.
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A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.