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The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
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The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
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The best team in the world. Evertonians are born not made. You don't understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they're more than just a football team.
bloke 1''Who do you support?''
bloke 2''Everton''
bloke 1''They're fucking boss''
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A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes
Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.
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Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.
EVERTON FANS.
Al: Lad coming to watch the match?
John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison
LIVERPOOL FANS.
Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?
Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.
Muhammad: Sound.
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The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.
Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
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A club with very little success, fans of Everton tend to insult other clubs rather than attempt to compliment their own.
Evertonians tend to be the scum that hang around on street corners, and generally give the city of Liverpool a bad name.
Typical conversation with a supporter of Everton:
Evertonian: a'ight LA!!
Liverpudlian: When did you last win the league?
Evertonian: Stevie G is shite, la!
Liverpudlian: o...k..
Evertonian goes on to be a crack addict.
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