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When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.
I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.
I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.
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When anal sex causes a fart to escape around the pitcher's penis. As in the technique for drilling for natural gas.
The ass-fucking turned to ass-fracking when I hit the gas mother load and she farted all over my dick.
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The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.
After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.
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When you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand.
It took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because I had to clean up after my frack-ass.
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