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When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.
Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...
Bob: Can I have your Ps3?
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What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.
I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.
The act of multi-tasking asses. Meaning, you juggle multiple guys and/or girls at the same time.
Yo, he's so pimp, he's multi-Assking with 9 different ho's
Asking an individual through the method of writing said invitation on the ass cheeks.
Brittany: " Daniel assked out beccat to prom"
Chris: Thats pretty fucked up
Brittany: Yeah apparently he wrote it in yellow permanent marker all around the ass.
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How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.
A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.
What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".