An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
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A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
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A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
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What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
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Bob: I have a raging assteroid!
Rob: That really sucks!
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A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.
Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!
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