autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

Autoscrewed

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.

"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"