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Bacon

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat

Bacon is good though

by SoBsubsidiary> August 25, 2022

134πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

A thick stack of cash

Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!

by CoolDude 1 August 20, 2016

169πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

The cure for vegeterianism.

When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

2325πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

by JewC May 17, 2008

1416πŸ‘ 426πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.

OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.

by OhMyBacon September 11, 2012

268πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.

by lexicon June 15, 2003

1371πŸ‘ 749πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:

"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17

In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.

This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.

by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009

105πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž