baconfaced

To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.

Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?

No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke

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Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.

Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.

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