badvice

advice which sucks or which causes you to suspect the giver is an idiot

telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice

not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed

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badvice

Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .

See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?