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august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas
*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"
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the 23rd of august
some retards think banana day is on the 22nd, but actually its on the 23rd.
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This day is dedicated to celebrate Hannah (Hannah Banana). Hannah was the sweetest and purest dog to ever walk the earth. She loved everyone and everything in the whole world. She was far too precious for us all.
"Dude, it's May Fifth. You know what that means?" Jaela asked. "It's Hannah Banana Day!"
Itโs Annaโs birthday today so itโs obviously all about Anna day <3333
Person 1: itโs October 12th
Person 2: No you mean itโs National Anna Banana day
An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.
If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
February 3rd.
The day where everyone wheres Banana Socks.
โdid you hear? its international banana sock day!โ
โshoot, i accidentally wore my frog socks!โ