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A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
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A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
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Bedgasm is part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or Omgasm.
It involves playing jokes on a friend or acquaintance by sneaking into bed with them, especially when they think you're someone else.
When you see the look of utter shock when they realize you aren't their boo, you have a bedgasm!
Hey, home! I snuck into your Discordian American Princess's bed last night and she said let's do sharies! When she saw who I was she had such a shock on her face it gave me a bedgasm!
Oh yeah? You should see the look on your face when I punch your face in. How about a punchgasm, mother fucker?
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When your bed is so comfortable you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket
A Feeling Of Happiness Experienced When Climbing Into Bed At The End Of A Very Long Day
Jason: Yo bro, What you been up to lately?
Keenen: Nah, I came back from work, I need a BEDGASM...
Jason: Ohk, Enjoy!
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The feeling of relief or euphoria when you lie in your bad after a long day
Dude it's been a pretty long day and after laying down on these silk sheets I definitely just had a bedgasm)
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When you masturbate without touching yourself. Often done by blowing at your penis.
Kerry: Yo Ray, I had the best bedgasm last night!
Ray: Really? What did you use to do it?
Kerry: Air from my lungs
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