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A left-handed magician, wise, dangerous (potential kidnapper), nice, former 4-star cook (porridge, noodles, chips, 5-minutes tureen).
Seems kinda dumb and shy at first but is actually pretty smart and really talkative, once he warmes up.
Despite of how talkative he can be, his texting style is as dry as the Sahara and you might think that he doesn't like you, solely based on his texting style. On top of that he types really really slowly.
Sometimes he's really moody and unbearable. In moments like that you might feel a very strong urge to high five him... with a chair... in his face. If you're unlucky, he might even ignore you for a whole month straight.
But once you got through that and annoyed him long enough, so he can't ignore you anymore and decides to go back to being friends with you, you can consider yourself very lucky.
You can only bene(t)fit from being friends with him. He's always very nice, polite and funny, will support you with everything you wanna do (except it's a really dumb idea), supports you, will never ever be seriously mean or disrespectful to you and buys you pretzels.
He's also extremely good looking and has a tremendously huge ass. (but don't tell him that, it'll boost his ego too much).
To summarise everything: Benet is some very complicated at first, but if you hang in there, you'll have an awesome friend.
It is highly recommended to befriend a Benet.
But not my Benet.
I don't like to share my friends and will come for you.
Friend 1: "I have this new friend, but I don't think he likes me too much. he always replies late and really dry"
Friend 2: "Hang in there, he's a Benet."
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A foxy lady who is always calm and collected and usually has a smile on her face. Is very laid back, but isn't afraid to kick some ass. Not too talkative but extremely funny.
Random hot girl that busts out a joke is a Benet.
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A person who owes a friend sixty dollars. Not considered offensive.
Duncan is turning out to be a benet.
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The vagina of an adult woman that has been shaved so that when seen isolated looks like the vagina of a seven year old girl.
Not sure why women think shaving their pubic hair complete off is sexy. I guess they are going for the Jean Benet look. Maybe their boyfriend likes them young, if you know what I mean...
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noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
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Where the sex icons go like Johnny sins.
Let’s fuck like those benet academy kids
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A private catholic highschool located in Lisle, IL. Made up of many stuck up rich white kids, but also has some kids who didn't have an easy financial ride getting in. Tons of competition to fit in from rich kids, if you're not financially well off yourself. Stick with the right crowd and you'll be fine. Many great programs, ok sports, and lots of pretty smart kids graduating.
"Hey, you go to Benet Academy?"
"yeah"
"oh you're one of those"
"not me, I'm not a rich stuck up fuck like the others"
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