Bike seat deflowering

when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider

that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering

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Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.

"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"

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dike on a bike with no seat.

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

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Bike without a seat

What I ride

Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”