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a n00b on toast
she likes to tie pubic hair in knots with her tongue and is secretly a lesbian because her boyfriend dresses up like a woman.
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Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard
Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley
The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck
The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world
A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery