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bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 11, 2019


Bird Box

The art of avoiding eye contact or using something to block your vision to prevent seeing someone or something that will cause you to become trapped for a long time preventing you from continuing with your task or limitations.

I saw an old high school classmate and I had to bird box them so I wasn't trapped into a "How have you been?" convo.

I saw a sale at the store, but I only have enough to pay my bills this check. So I totally bird boxed past it or I'd be broke.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2019

57πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2019

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Bird Box

Blindfolding yourself and then masturbating.

Jolene wished someone would inappropriately touch her but could only fantasize and bird box instead.

by Tumbleweeds40 December 30, 2019

29πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Bird Box

When life gets tough and you need a well-deserved break.

"I finally got some well needed sleep and no longer want to bird box myself!"

by DMGUSA December 29, 2018

23πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bird Box

When you’re playing a hockey game in Canora Saskatchewan and you have Canora refs miss every call against their own team.

Man we were in Canora this weekend and the refs really bird boxed our game. We still won, I mean it’s Canora, but Rama has better refs.

by The Fat Ninja January 12, 2019

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž