blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

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Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

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bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:

That Nikita girl is such a bland fuck

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Blanding

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.

"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"

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Bland

You sir .. bit bland ?

Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?

Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …

One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….

Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)

Me be you …

Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast

You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck

That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …

Never have ?

You sir ? ….

The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you

Be flattered … now worthy …

And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …

Doubt it ;)

The big brass … Bland …

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bland

Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.

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Bland

Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring

Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person

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