Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

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Blowcrastinator

Someone who can blow off all activities regarded as "fun" and can still procrastinate at the same time.

Girl #1 "Where's Jen?"
Girl #2 "I don't know. She said she'd come with us, but she had a paper to write."
Girl#1 "I'm sorry she's such a blowcrastinator.