bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

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Bonk off

To politely say fuck off or in other words back off. Leave a situation alone.

Brooke: there boobs are flat

Ryan: bonk off

Brooke: okay

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bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

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Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!