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megaho monster from Mongol. Seen in movie mongol having sex in front of children.
good god she's a borte
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On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.
It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.
Subject: I'm testing this email!
Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!
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A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
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A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.
Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
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The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
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bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being
eat a bort
-the origin and most frequent usage
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A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.
-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR
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