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the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet
You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.
What's Branson like?
Oh, he is one of a kind.
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A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
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a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
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N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.
Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
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A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
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Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him
Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys
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