Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.
"Oh God! I just brist all over my pants!"
To break wind with such explosive force a fine vapour of excrement stains ones under-crackers.
Oh god, that felt wet. Think I may have done a brist.
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To strike with the back of your wrist.
John didn't want to get his rings bloody so he bristed that bitch.
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(n). Biceps that are the same diameter as one's wrists. Similar to cankles, but describing one's arms.
Tyler: I been at the gym twice this month, you see how pumped my arms are getting?
Derek: nah, man you still got brists
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just a nickname of somesort. if you want to know the REAL definition, also see, bristee
There's this gorgeous girl, i call her brist.
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Typing lousy, crappy, or hateful lyrics as your daily Facebook update.
"Oh my god I am so tired of Joe bristing every day. Doesn't anything ever actually happen to him>"