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Brist

Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.

"Oh God! I just brist all over my pants!"

by bristdelight February 16, 2016


Brist

To break wind with such explosive force a fine vapour of excrement stains ones under-crackers.

Oh god, that felt wet. Think I may have done a brist.

by bristdelight February 23, 2016

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Brist

To strike with the back of your wrist.

John didn't want to get his rings bloody so he bristed that bitch.

by WiseMasterWang February 17, 2008

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Brists

(n). Biceps that are the same diameter as one's wrists. Similar to cankles, but describing one's arms.

Tyler: I been at the gym twice this month, you see how pumped my arms are getting?

Derek: nah, man you still got brists

by toosweetkoolaid April 10, 2011

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brist

just a nickname of somesort. if you want to know the REAL definition, also see, bristee

There's this gorgeous girl, i call her brist.

by airldaf May 31, 2008

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Bristing

Typing lousy, crappy, or hateful lyrics as your daily Facebook update.

"Oh my god I am so tired of Joe bristing every day. Doesn't anything ever actually happen to him>"

by MyRowIsOnFire May 8, 2010