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A killer strat for fat boys when you go to your girlfriends house. You pull up and ask for a nossletop rim job that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. After you’ve been thoroughly munched, you dip while you’re girl is cleaning the nut-xplosion from her mouth. You then go to your best friends house and get a rub n tug while eating porkchops.
“Dude I was feeling hungry for the slop but my girlfriend didn’t finish the job because she wont have sex with me so I went to my homies crib and went the full brockway.
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet and you would want to fuck the shit outta her, she isn't a whore like other women, and she is loyal as hell.
Damn last night I fucked brockway.
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Meaning to beat someone to the punch. This is especially true in the comments thread of a Full Metal Alchemist post, and most specifically in response to a Nina Tucker meme.
Op: *posts Nina Tucker meme
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!
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The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.
Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme
Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet
Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.
Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!
“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”
“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”
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When someone posts on a meme before the person that's always first to post.
This joke never gets old just like Nina!
In before the brockway!
Timothy Brockway: beat me to it!
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