brokefast

A combination of partial and/or non-traditional breakfast items chosen because you lack the funds, time, or will to gather a significant morning meal.

"Whoa Bob, you look like you’re gonna pass out. Tell you what. I'll give the presentation while you get some breakfast from McDonald's."

"No, I’m alright, man. I had some brokefast on the way over from Kinkos."

"What?"

"...Three tater tots and a Dr. Pepper."

Brokefast

Breakfast for under two dollars.

I'm going to McDonalds to get me some brokefast.

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