brosé

A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.

Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.

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Brosé

The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country

Man 1: "Hey broseph!"

Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.."

Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé"

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Brosé

Move over Flash; Brosé (LLC) is the superhero of hotshot transportation. If reliability were a currency, Brosé would be Elon Musk rich. These guys move freight so fast, that even time zones struggle to keep up. It's like your cargo is on a first-name basis with Usain Bolt, and it arrives before you can say, "Is it there yet?"

I sent my load through Brosé, and it arrived so fast, that I thought they'd harnessed the power of teleportation.