an ugly ass girl with a smoking body
also see BENGAL
its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head
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A married member of the United States Marine Corps.
Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.
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adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."
"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."
"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
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n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?
Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
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A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.