bunyon

Another name for a penis hand. I created the word from the word buddy which is another name for penis in Jamaican lingo. It is fairly common to hear someone say "buddy hand" in Jamaica. I made it a bit more obscure by calling it "bunyon" and it is now a widely used word.

He touched the ladies with his bunyon.

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Paul Bunyon

When you pick a girl up, stretch her vag, and place your head and wear her like one of those racoon Paul Bunyon hats.

Dude, I Paul Bunyoned my girl last night, she can't walk anymore.
I got Bunyoned last night, my lips feel very sore.

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Paul Bunyon

A Paul Bunyon is when you lay your dick on a tree stump, cut if off with an axe, and sew it on backwards within 30 seconds.

Me and Tucker are gonna get a few friends together tonight and have a Paul Bunyon party.

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Bunyon Splooge

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

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Paul Bunyon

The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.

Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.