burgerwrecker

A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.

"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."

"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."