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A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."
" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
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{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll
2) This is unit 32, do you burt?
3) Man, stop burting my blog!
Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).
Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."
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General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
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To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.
"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."
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Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
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(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp
Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!
Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
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Did you see how upset she got? What a Burt.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.
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