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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING THING IN MC'DONALDS. THIS THING WILL FEKIN REK THE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT 12 YEAR OLD GAMERS WHO PLAY COD. INFACT IZ S0 BAD4SS IT CAN 360 POOP. AN FUKKEN MLG 360 NO SCOPING PIECE OF FOOD
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The chicken nugget is gay.
THE CHICKEN NUGGET JUST REKT MY 12 YEAR OLD WTF I DEMAND A REFUND
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A person born and raised in an Arabic country who only speaks English, they call them chicken nuggets cause they are brown on the outside and white on the inside.
Mohammed Yaqoobi is such a chicken nugget
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Not to be confused with a Chode, a Chicken Nugget is a penis of small proportions. Like a real chicken nugget it is less than a mouthful, not satisfying by itself, and can be warmed up and finished off in less than 3 minutes.
Girl: "Golly, that guy can dance; I bet he is good in the sack."
Friend: "Shucks, you would think, but we found out he only has a chicken nugget."
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Dip your scrotum in BBQ Sauce, and slap it onto a grill until tender and juicy. Now, proceed to dip your BBQ-based balls into your partner/victims mouth.
"Wow, i recieved the best Chicken Nugget last night."
"Damn. Geoff won't let me try it."
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A common form of discipline first adopted by vexed American townspeople in the early and mid 19th century, to eradicate bank robbers and consisting of three basic actions done unto the criminal:
a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'
b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'
c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle
More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims
e.g. #1
Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!
Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...
Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?
e.g. #2
Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!
Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ
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