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call no bitch

Similar to "calling shotgun" in vehicle seating preference. "I call no bitch" means that you do not want to "sit bitch" in a vehicle. To "sit bitch" means to sit crammed between two people on a bench seat in a car/truck/van.

As we were walking back to the van I was the first to shout, "I call shotgun/call no bitch!"

by MoranTactical November 12, 2013

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Call Bitching

is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out

Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...

Dylan: ...Alright

(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)

Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...

by E-bag December 8, 2009

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Call of Duty bitch

1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?

2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.

3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.

1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!

2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?

Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.

3. Gf: What's that you're playing?

You: It's Call of Duty bitch

Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!

You: My dream has come true!

by M0RG0TH April 29, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Call Me Becky Bitch

This refers to the song Sorry-Beyonce , when she says "Becky with the good hair."

So when you say "Call Me Becky Bitch" Your basically saying you have really nice hair.

Friend : "Your hair looks really nice today"
You : *Flips Hair* "Call Me Becky Bitch "

by Addictedtolife July 9, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Did you call me a bitch?

Phrase used to fill in a quietness among siblings or friends. (Humor)

In person you can do stare-offs
Over the phone you can say it in different tones.

Catching up with siblings and dont want get off the phone with each other. Simply say โ€œdid you call me a bitch?โ€ Both parties play around saying it until the one party says it more humorously.

by daisy02 July 27, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

by Lax1334 June 6, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

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