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carnied

1.) This is a verb that refers to what happens when a carny cheats you out of money with one of their impossible to win games or over priced rides

2.) Being cheated out of anything

1.) Man, I spent $40.00 on that stupid gun game and all I go was this stupid tweedy bird. I just got carnied

2.) Oh no I should have gotten $10.00 change but they gave me a $5.00 dollar bill and I didn’t notice I just got carnied.

Or

Hey there’s only 9 nuggets in this ten piece those McDonalds guys just carnied me out of a chicken nugget.

by JJM January 5, 2005

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


carny

1. freak

2. shortform for carnival

3. Someone who works at a carnival

I saw an extremely fat and tugley carny with unusually small eyes which got much bigger when it smelled my popcorn.

Want to go to the carny?

That nice carny over there gave me a discount on cotton candy.

by CannyVanni January 5, 2011

454πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


carny

A carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for companionship.

That carny is sooo skanky

by Megan August 26, 2004

267πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005

498πŸ‘ 262πŸ‘Ž


Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C June 19, 2007

117πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


carnie

Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !

by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004

342πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


Carnie

Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak

Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.

by Great Sacandaga Lake September 19, 2007

152πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž