Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

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certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

ta certo

the most beautiful sentence in the world.

??- vais levar calças tropa hoje concha
concha- ta certo